I’ve been putting off writing this post for awhile because the age old adage “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” comes to mind. Only my version is “What happens at a Midsommar party stays at a Midsommar party because I’ll never be able to accurately capture it in a blog post.” Basically you all need to come to Sweden one summer and experience it for yourselves.
Midsommar is kind of a big deal and Sweden’s YouTube channel put together a hilarious little tutorial for all of us newbies:
While we didn’t dance like frogs around a Maypole, we did play a game called the Pregnant Snake, in which you try to beat another team in a race with tennis balls wedged between each of your fellow teammates. It wouldn’t be Midsommar if we only played one game, so we put cardboard duck bills on our faces to give ourselves tunnel vision and tried to pick colored disks off the ground. I was the butler in a game called the King and the Butler, where I moved pieces of paper for the king to step on. Our team made the mistake of having me, the short person, moving the paper for the tall person. Finally, we also played the Swedish version baseball (shout out to the CM Rays softball team!)
All that playing really works up an appetite, so then we ate everything: potatoes, sandwich cake, herring, meatballs, some sort of cheese quiche, and my ultimate fave- prinskorv (prince sausage). During dinner, everyone sang songs and then took shots of Jäger, aquavit, vodka, etc. I took what I like to call “baby shots” which are essentially the tiniest sip known to man because I’m not the young gal I used to be and hangovers that start at 10 p.m. while you’re still out are real. My college friends reading this are probably shaking their heads in disbelief thinking, “Who are you and what have you done with C. Rose??” Anyways, these songs happened approximately every two minutes and were outrageously hilarious. I have a tendency to be a little gullible so when Christopher told me one song included the lyric “It’s hard to take a shot with a cock in your mouth” I thought, man, he really thinks he’s pulling a fast one on me. Alas, those were the actual lyrics.
We all had a great time eating, drinking and hanging out the rest of the night. I’d been looking forward to this party for so long and I had the best time! When asked by a friend if the U.S. had a holiday similar to Midsommar, I could only think of the Fourth of July, except when we get drunk we also blow stuff up. We decided it was a pretty American way to celebrate. It was weird seeing everyone celebrate the Fourth but if I have to miss that holiday, I will gladly replace it with an awesome Midsommar celebration!
As if this post wasn’t already interesting enough, I’ll leave you with this video of some Swedes from Caffeine Creations trying to make a midsommar cake whilst hooked up to an electrotherapy machine:







